newObject(PlayChatMenu, ChatMenu, "Root Menu:");
newObject(CommandChatMenu, ChatMenu, "Command Menu");

function setPlayChatMenu(%heading)
{
   $curPlayChatMenu = %heading;
}

function setCommanderChatMenu(%heading)
{
   $curCommanderChatMenu = %heading;
}

function addPlayTeamChat(%text, %msg, %sound)
{
   if(%sound != "")
   {
      %msg = %msg @ "~w" @ %sound;
   }
   if($curPlayChatMenu != "")
   {
      %text = $curPlayChatMenu @ "\\" @ %text;
   }
   addCMCommand(PlayChatMenu, %text, say, 1, %msg);
}

function addPlayChat(%text, %msg, %sound)
{
   if(%sound != "")
   {
      %msg = %msg @ "~w" @ %sound;
   }
   if($curPlayChatMenu != "")
   {
      %text = $curPlayChatMenu @ "\\" @ %text;
   }
   addCMCommand(PlayChatMenu, %text, say, 0, %msg);
}

function addPlayAnim(%text, %anim, %sound)
{
   if($curPlayChatMenu != "")
   {
      %text = $curPlayChatMenu @ "\\" @ %text;
   }
   addCMCommand(PlayChatMenu, %text, messageAndAnimate, %anim, %sound);
}

function addLocal(%text, %sound)
{
   if($curPlayChatMenu != "")
   {
      %text = $curPlayChatMenu @ "\\" @ %text;
   }
   addCMCommand(PlayChatMenu, %text, localMessage, %sound);
}

function addPlayCMDResponse(%text, %action, %msg, %sound)
{
   if(%sound != "")
      %msg = %msg @ "~w" @ %sound;
   if($curPlayChatMenu != "")
      %text = $curPlayChatMenu @ "\\" @ %text;
   addCMCommand(PlayChatMenu, %text, remoteEval, 2048, "CStatus", %action, %msg);
}

function addCommandResponse(%text, %action, %msg, %sound)
{
   if(%sound != "")
      %msg = %msg @ "~w" @ %sound;
   if($curCommanderChatMenu != "")
      %text = $curCommanderChatMenu @ "\\" @ %text;
   addCMCommand(CommandChatMenu, %text, remoteEval, 2048, "CStatus", %action, %msg);
}


function addContextCommand(%text, %type)
{
   if($curCommanderChatMenu != "")
      %text = $curCommanderChatMenu @ "\\" @ %text;
   addCMCommand(CommandChatMenu, %text, contextCommand, %type);
}

function addCommand(%text, %action, %msg, %sound)
{
   if(%sound != "")
      %msg = %msg @ "~w" @ %sound;
   if($curCommanderChatMenu != "")
      %text = $curCommanderChatMenu @ "\\" @ %text;
   addCMCommand(CommandChatMenu, %text, setIssueCommand, %action, %msg);
}

// Player Chat menu

setPlayChatMenu("vOffense");
		addPlayTeamChat("aAttack!","Attack!", attack);
		addPlayTeamChat("wWait for signal", "Wait for my signal to attack.", waitsig);
		addPlayTeamChat("cCease fire", "Cease fire!", cease);
		addPlayTeamChat("mMove out", "Move out.", moveout);
		addPlayTeamChat("rRetreat", "Retreat!", retreat);
		addPlayTeamChat("bGo on the offensive", "Go on the offensive.", gooff);
		addPlayTeamChat("hHit deck", "Hit the deck!", hitdeck);
		addPlayTeamChat("eRegroup", "Regroup.", regroup);
		addPlayTeamChat("vCover me", "Cover me.", coverme);
		addPlayTeamChat("gGoing offense", "Going cowboy.", ono);
		addPlayTeamChat("zAPC ready", "APC ready to go... waiting for passengers.", waitpas);

setPlayChatMenu("tTarget");
		addPlayTeamChat("aTarget acquired", "Target Acquired", tgtacq);
		addPlayTeamChat("fFire on my target", "Fire on my target", firetgt);
		addPlayTeamChat("nTarget needed", "I need a target.", needtgt);
		addPlayTeamChat("oTarget out of range", "Target out of range.", tgtout);
		addPlayTeamChat("dDestroy Enemy Generator", "Destroy the enemy generator.", desgen);
		addPlayTeamChat("eEnemy Generator Destroyed", "Enemy generator destroyed.", gendes);
		addPlayTeamChat("tDestroy Enemy Turret", "Destroy enemy turret.", destur);
		addPlayTeamChat("sEnemy Turret Destroyed", "Enemy turret destroyed.", turdes);

setPlayChatMenu("dDefense");
		addPlayTeamChat("iIncoming Enemies", "Incoming enemies!", incom2);
		addPlayTeamChat("aAttacked", "We are being attacked.", basatt);
		addPlayTeamChat("eEnemy is attacking base", "The enemy is attacking our base.", basundr);
		addPlayTeamChat("nNeed more defense", "We need more defense.", needdef);
		addPlayTeamChat("bDefend our base", "Defend our base.", defbase);
		addPlayTeamChat("gGo on the defensive", "Go on the defensive.", godef);
		addPlayTeamChat("dDefending base", "Defending our base.", defend);
		addPlayTeamChat("tBase Taken", "Base is taken.", basetkn);
		addPlayTeamChat("cBase Clear", "Base is secured.", bsclr2);
		addPlayTeamChat("qIs Base Clear?", "Is our base clear?", isbsclr);

setPlayChatMenu("fFlag");
		addPlayTeamChat("tMine flag", "Mine the flag.", mineflg);
		addPlayTeamChat("gFlag gone", "Our flag is not in the base!", flgtkn1);
		addPlayTeamChat("eEnemy has flag", "The enemy has our flag!", flgtkm2);
		addPlayTeamChat("hHave enemy flag", "I have the enemy flag.", haveflg);
		addPlayTeamChat("sFlag secure", "Our flag is secure.", flaghm);
		addPlayTeamChat("rReturn our flag", "Return our flag to base.", retflag);
		addPlayTeamChat("fGet enemy flag", "Get the enemy flag.", geteflg);
		addPlayTeamChat("mFlag mined", "Our flag is mined.", flgmine);
		addPlayTeamChat("cClear mines", "Clear the mines from our flag.", clrflg);
		addPlayTeamChat("dMines cleared", "Mines have been cleared.", mineclr);

setPlayChatMenu("rNeed");
		addPlayTeamChat("rNeed Repairs", "Need repairs.", needrep);
		addPlayTeamChat("aNeed APC Pickup", "I need an APC pickup.", needpku);
		addPlayTeamChat("eNeed Escort", "I need an escort back to base.", needesc);
		addPlayTeamChat("tNeed Ammo", "Can anyone bring me some ammo?", needamo);

setPlayChatMenu("eTeam");
		addPlayTeamChat("wWatch Shooting", "Watch where your shooting!", wshoot3);
		addPlayTeamChat("hHi", "Hi.", hello);
		addPlayTeamChat("bBye", "Bye!", bye);
		addPlayTeamChat("zDoh!", "Doh!", oops1);
		addPlayTeamChat("fHow'd that feel?", "How'd that feel?", taunt10);
		addPlayTeamChat("cAh Crap!", "Ah Crap!", color7);
		addPlayTeamChat("oOops!", "Oops!", oops2);
		addPlayTeamChat("rShazbot!", "Shazbot!", color2);
		addPlayTeamChat("xArgh!", "Argh!", dsgst4);
		addPlayTeamChat("dDont know", "I don't know.", dontkno);
		addPlayTeamChat("nNo", "No.", no);
		addPlayTeamChat("yYes", "Yes.", yes);
		addPlayTeamChat("6Sigh", "«sigh»", dsgst5);
		addPlayTeamChat("gWait", "Don't return the flag yet!", wait1);
		addPlayTeamChat("eReady", "Tell me when to return it.", ready);
		addPlayTeamChat("qDamnit", "Damnit!", color6);
		addPlayTeamChat("tThanks", "Me love you long time.", thanks);
		addPlayTeamChat("aNo Problem", "No Problem.", noprob);
		addPlayTeamChat("sSorry", "Sorry.", sorry);
		addPlayTeamChat("uWoo-hoo!", "Woo-hoo!", cheer2);
		addPlayTeamChat("iYeah!", "Yeah!", cheer1);
		addPlayTeamChat("jAlright!", "Alright!", cheer3);
		addLocal("uHurry station", hurystn);
		
setPlayChatMenu("sIncoming Enemies - Direction");
		addPlayTeamChat("wIncoming North", "*** INCOMING NORTH ***", incom2);
		addPlayTeamChat("aIncoming West", "*** INCOMING WEST ***", incom2);
		addPlayTeamChat("sIncoming East", "*** INCOMING EAST ***", incom2);
		addPlayTeamChat("zIncoming South", "*** INCOMING SOUTH ***", incom2);
		addPlayTeamChat("dIncoming HEAVIES", "*** INCOMING HEAVIES ***", hitdeck);

setPlayChatMenu("wWazzzuuup"); 
                addPlayChat("1Wazzup 1", "WAZZZZZUUUUP!", zup1);
                addPlayChat("2Wazzup 2", "Wasssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!?", zup2);
                addPlayChat("3Wazzup 3", "Wuzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaa?!", zup3);
                addPlayChat("4Wazzup 4", "Wazzzaaaaap....blaaaaaaah!", zup4);
                addPlayChat("5Wazzup 5", "WAAAaAaAASAAAaAAAP!?!!!", zup5);
                addPlayChat("6Wazzup 6", "Whasssuup?!!", zup6);
                addPlayChat("7Wazzup 7", "Suuuuuuuuup ha ha!", zup7);
		addPlayChat("8Wasssabi 1", "Waassaaaaaaaaabi?!", zup9);
		addPlayChat("9Wasssabi 2", "Wasssaabi!!", zup10);
                addPlayChat("wBud", "Watchin' the game, havin' a Bud.", zupbud);
                addPlayChat("dDookie", "Yo! Where's Dookie?", herduki);
		addPlayChat("yYo Dookie", "Yo Dookie!", zup8);
                addPlayChat("lLong", "Wasssuuuuuuuuu AAAAAh EEEHEEeh AAAAAHh WOO!", zuplong);
                addPlayChat("bWassupB", "So, whassup B?", zupbee);
                addPlayChat("tTrue", "True, True.", zuptrue);

setPlayChatMenu("gGlobal 1");
		addPlayChat("zDoh", "Doh!", oops1);
		addPlayChat("oOops", "Oops!", oops2);
		addPlayChat("yShazbot", "Shazbot!", color2);
		addPlayChat("qDamnit", "Damnit!", color6);
		addPlayChat("cCrap", "Ah Crap!", color7);
		addPlayChat("eDuh", "Duh.", dsgst1);
		addPlayChat("xYou Idiot", "You Idiot!", dsgst2);
		addPlayChat("gI've Had Worse", "I've had worse.", tautn11);
		addPlayChat("fDeath", "RAPE!", death);
		addPlayChat("hHi", "Hi.", hello);
		addPlayChat("bBye", "Bye!", bye);
		addPlayChat("sSorry", "Sorry.", sorry);
		addPlayChat("dI don't know", "I don't know.", dontkno);
		addPlayChat("wArgh!", "Argh!", dsgst4);
		addPlayChat("kHmmmm...", "Hmmm.", color3);
		addPlayChat("mYooo-Hooo!", "Yooo-Hooo!", taunt1);
		addPlayChat("uWhoohoo", "Woo-hoo!", cheer2);
		addPlayChat("iYeah!", "Yeah!", cheer1);
		addPlayChat("jAlright!", "Alright!", cheer3);
		addPlayChat("pWait", "Wait.", wait1);
		addPlayChat("aNo Problem", "No Problemo.", noprob);
		addPlayChat("tThanks", "Thanks.", thanks);
		addPlayChat("nOver Here", "Nice shot Corky.", ovrhere);
		addPlayChat("vCome Get Some", "Mi lápiz es un enchilada grande y grasiento.", taunt4);
		addPlayChat("rHow'd That Feel?", "[^] (' < ') [^]", taunt10);
		addPlayChat("1Dance", "Dance!", taunt3);
		addPlayChat("2Waiting", "Waiting.", wait2);
		addPlayChat("3Ready", "Ready.", ready);
		addPlayChat("4Missed Me", "Missed me!", taunt2);
		addPlayChat("5Hey!", "Hey!!", wshoot1);
		addPlayChat("6Sigh", "«sigh»", dsgst5);
		addPlayChat("7Yes", "Yes.", yes);
		addPlayChat("8No", "No.", no);
		addPlayChat("9Funky Finger", "", ar);
		addPlayChat("0Karate!", "", karate);

setPlayChatMenu("bGlobal 2");
		addPlayChat("aBee's everywhere!", "", bees);
		addPlayChat("bWhat is the holdup??", "", holdup);
		addPlayChat("cRetarded", "", retarded);
		addPlayChat("dShut yer yapper!", "", yapper);
		addPlayChat("eStop This Cruel Game!", "", cruel);
		addPlayChat("fRolling Doobies", "", rollin);
		addPlayChat("gYapper!", "", yapper2);
		addPlayChat("hWatch Your Language", "", punk);
		addPlayChat("iBOOMSTICK", "", boomstick);
		addPlayChat("jYou ain't leading SHIT", "", jackshit);
		addPlayChat("kShe Bitch", "", shebitch);
		addPlayChat("lWho Wants Some?", "", some);
		addPlayChat("mGimme some Sugar", "", sugar);
		addPlayChat("nHail to the King", "", fargin);
		addPlayChat("pCorksucker", "", cork);
		addPlayChat("qBooth", "", booth);
		addPlayChat("rHard on", "", hardon);
		addPlayChat("sRepeating", "", repeating);
		addPlayChat("tHappy Gilmore", "$?#!$ %*^&! ?$# $!#@?! *&!@$.", bleep);
		addPlayChat("uI Award You No Points", "", point);
		addPlayChat("vT-t-t-today", "", today);
		addPlayChat("wShut it", "", shutit);
		addPlayChat("xYou too stu-stu-stupid boy?", "", aterboy2);
		addPlayChat("yStop making fun of me!", "", aterboy);
		addPlayChat("zShampoo is better!", "", shampoo);
		addPlayChat("1Conditioner is better!", "", conditioner);
		addPlayChat("2Asshole!", "", asshole);
		addPlayChat("3K-K-K-Ken", "", revenge);
		addPlayChat("4I'm Your HUCK!", "", huckle);
		addPlayChat("5Ate Acid", "", acid);
		addPlayChat("6Ahoy There!", "", ahoy);
		addPlayChat("7Don't Bullshit Me", "", bullshit);
		addPlayChat("8Super Model", "", model);
		addPlayChat("9Purple Sticky Punch", "", purple);
		addPlayChat("0Aww, C'mon!", "", cmon);
		
setPlayChatMenu("cGlobal 3");
		addPlayChat("aYou shot me A-Hole", "", ushotme);
		addPlayChat("bI'm gonna eat ya!", "", belly);
		addPlayChat("cFirst thing's first", "", turtle);
		addPlayChat("dCrap on deck", "", crapdeck);
		addPlayChat("eJudochop", "", judochop);
		addPlayChat("fAlotta Fagina", "", allota);
		addPlayChat("gLucky Charms", "", charm);
		addPlayChat("hShits and Giggles", "", giggles);
		addPlayChat("iShorn Scrotum", "", shorn);
		addPlayChat("jMost Annoying Sound", "", annoy);
		addPlayChat("kRocky Mountains", "", RockyMountains);
		addPlayChat("lPet's Heads", "", petshead);
		addPlayChat("mThings YOU wanna do", "", annado);
		addPlayChat("nBalls are Showing", "", balls);
		addPlayChat("oBumble Bee Tuna", "", bumble);
		addPlayChat("pBye Bye Then", "", care);
		addPlayChat("qSpiritual Creaminess", "", cream);
		addPlayChat("rDamn I'm Good!", "", damn);
		addPlayChat("sRover", "", hut);
		addPlayChat("tLoser", "", loser);
		addPlayChat("uOuch", "OOOooooouuuuuuuccccchhhhhh.", mary);
		addPlayChat("vYou're fired!", "", office);
		addPlayChat("wSon of Jerel", "", soj);
		addPlayChat("xSnoochie", "", jay);
		addPlayChat("yMongo", "", mongo);
		addPlayChat("zSuck Dick for Coke", "", coke);
		addPlayChat("1Shiznit-o-bam!", "", eed);
		addPlayChat("2F*ck you", "", fuckyou);
		addPlayChat("3Hefer with Cheese", "", hefer);
		addPlayChat("4I'm Somebody's Bitch", "", somebody);
		addPlayChat("5Welcome to hell", "", elcome);
		addPlayChat("6Freaky Jason", "", jason);
		addPlayChat("7Freeze sucker bitch", "", freeze);
		addPlayChat("8Naughty Jungle of love", "", jungle);
		addPlayChat("9Fruit Cocktail", "", nate);
		addPlayChat("0Hello Neighbor!", "", neighbor);		
		
setPlayChatMenu("yGlobal 4");
		addPlayChat("aApu - See You in Hell", "", apu);
		addPlayChat("bApu - Twinkie", "", apu2);
		addPlayChat("cSweet Merciful Crap!", "", homer);
		addPlayChat("dBow Down to Bunghole", "", bow);
		addPlayChat("eBungholio", "", bung);
		addPlayChat("fCornholio!", "", bunghole);
		addPlayChat("gGonna Score", "", score);
		addPlayChat("hPeek-a-boo", "", peek);
		addPlayChat("i10-6-9'er", "", hore);
		addPlayChat("jMr. CandyAss", "", candy);
		addPlayChat("kMonkey's Uncle", "", monkey);
		addPlayChat("lYoda", "", yoda);
		addPlayChat("mEwok Song", "", duncka);
		addPlayChat("nImpressive", "", impress);
		addPlayChat("oGood Work", "", good);
		addPlayChat("pJabba the Hut", "", jabba);
		addPlayChat("qBantha Poodoo", "", bantha);
		addPlayChat("rAll Too Easy", "", easy);
		addPlayChat("sCartman Pissed", "", sp);
		addPlayChat("tCartman and Garrison", "", garrison);
		addPlayChat("uCartman so Horney", "", horny);
		addPlayChat("vSouth Park Africans", "", sp2);
		addPlayChat("wDelta Airlines 1", "", peep);
		addPlayChat("xDelta Airlines 2", "", delta);
		addPlayChat("yDelta Airlines 3", "", spliff);
		addPlayChat("zDelta Airlines 4", "", delta2);
		addPlayChat("1Suck to Blow", "", suckblow);
		addPlayChat("2Fat Bearded Bitch", "", fat);
		addPlayChat("3Keep Firing!", "", ahole);
		addPlayChat("4I'm Bingo", "", brak);
		addPlayChat("5The Colonel", "", colonel);
		addPlayChat("6Orange on a Toothpick", "", head);
		addPlayChat("7Crying to Sleep", "", offside);
		addPlayChat("8Move that Melon", "", paper);
		addPlayChat("9The Donger", "", donger);
		addPlayChat("0What's Happening", "", hot);

setPlayChatMenu("xGlobal 5");
		addPlayChat("aWin 4 Quarters!", "", quarters);
		addPlayChat("bBurn in Hell!", "", hell);
		addPlayChat("cJockey's", "", jockey);
		addPlayChat("dNo Soup for You!", "", soup);
		addPlayChat("eHey Esai", "", spanish);
		addPlayChat("fKocked da fuck out", "", friday);
		addPlayChat("gSteam Roller", "", roller);
		addPlayChat("hBites the Dust", "", bites);
		addPlayChat("iBee's and Dog's", "", dog);
		addPlayChat("jWanna die with a man's gun", "", gun);
		addPlayChat("kAwesome", "", great);
		addPlayChat("lRun Forrest!", "", forrest);
		addPlayChat("mBetta check my Police record", "", hatthehell);	
		addPlayChat("nThe Burb's", "", tension);
		addPlayChat("oBarely hanging on", "", roxbury);
		addPlayChat("pHell Yeah!", "", hellyeah);
		addPlayChat("qGotta Hurt", "", hurt);
		addPlayChat("rWalk over, Limp back", "", limpback);
		addPlayChat("sWhat is that?", "", hat);
		addPlayChat("tStack Shit That High", "", stacked);
		addPlayChat("uBrown Stain", "", stain);
		addPlayChat("vGame Over Man", "", hudson);
		addPlayChat("wRUUUUMBLE!!", "", rumble);
		addPlayChat("xFreeze Mother Bitches!", "", mudda);
		addPlayChat("yTaunt You a 2nd Time", "", taunt);
		addPlayChat("zPisses me off!", "", noend);
		addPlayChat("1Update", "", update);
		addplayChat("2Hallelujah", "", hal);
		addPlayChat("3Applause", "", clap);
		addPlayChat("4Bionic sound", "", bionic);
		addPlayChat("5Chuck", "", chuck);
		addPlayChat("6Stevie Wonder", "", stevie);
		addPlayChat("7Sumbitch!", "", sumbitch);
		addPlayChat("8Dammit Man!", "", rip);
		addPlayChat("9Les Play", "", lesplay);
		addPlayChat("0Ladies Night", "", slam);
		
setPlayChatMenu("hGlobal 6");
		addPlayChat("aFriday - Baptist", "", baptist);
		addPlayChat("bFriday - Twenty Sac Nigga", "", twenty);
		addPlayChat("cFriday - Bathroom", "", baroom);
		addPlayChat("dFriday - Pleasure", "", pleasure);
		addPlayChat("eFriday - DAAMN!", "", damn2);
		addPlayChat("fFriday - Break Yoself!", "", brkfool);
		addPlayChat("gFriday - And You Know This", "", justbs);
		addPlayChat("hWaterboy - We Suck Again!", "", boy3);
		addPlayChat("iWaterboy - You Can Do It!", "", doit);
		addPlayChat("jDumb - Hate Goodbye's", "", hbye);
		addPlayChat("kDumb - How About a Hug?", "", hug);
		addPlayChat("lDumb - I Don't Care", "", dcare);
		addPlayChat("mDumb - Tractor Beam", "", tbeam);
		addPlayChat("nDumb - Gimme That Booze", "", freak2);
		addPlayChat("oDumb - Kick His Ass Seabass", "", seabass);
		addPlayChat("pDumb - I Got Robbed", "", igot);
		addPlayChat("qDumb - Kung Fu", "", kungfu);
		addPlayChat("rDumb - Doing It Buddy!", "", buddy);
		addPlayChat("sAce - Spank You Very Much", "", acey);
		addPlayChat("tAce - Trainer of Dolphins", "", velvet);
		addPlayChat("uAce - Heeeey!", "", hey1);
		addPlayChat("vAce - Three Darts", "", darts3);
		addPlayChat("wAce - Now a Yak", "", yak);
		addPlayChat("xCable Guy - Oh Billy", "", ohbilly);
		addPlayChat("yChong - You Wanna Get High?", "", high);
		addPlayChat("zChong - Wow Man", "", ow);
		addPlayChat("1Chong - Be Right Back", "", brb);
		addPlayChat("2Chong - What's the Hassle?", "", hassle);
		addPlayChat("3Cheech - Bye Lard Ass!", "", lard);
		addPlayChat("4Cheech - We're Smoking Dogshit?", "", dogs);
		addPlayChat("5Office Space - My Stapler", "", stapler);
		addPlayChat("6Office Space - My O Face", "", oface);
		addPlayChat("7Office Space - RollerCoaster", "", coaster);
		addPlayChat("8Office Space - Alright Peter", "", righton);
		addPlayChat("9Office Space - Excuse Me", "", senior);
		addPlayChat("0Office Space - Have a Problem", "", problem);
		
setPlayChatMenu("nGlobal 7");
		addPlayChat("aSP - Hide Them Up My Ass", "", hide);
		addPlayChat("bSP - Timmeh", "", timmy);
		addPlayChat("cSP - Timmeh 2", "", timmy2);
		addPlayChat("dSP - BaBa Chomp", "", chewy);
		addPlayChat("eSP - BaChewy Chomp", "", chewy2);
		addPlayChat("fSP - Jam Thumb in Butthole", "", cman);
		addPlayChat("gSP - Snake Is Really Pissed", "", cman2);
		addPlayChat("hSP - I'm Super!", "", gayal);
		addPlayChat("iSP - Special Ed Bus", "", speced);
		addPlayChat("jSP - I'm a Bad Ass Cowboy", "", rappin);
		addPlayChat("kSP - I'm So Pissed", "", sopiss);
		addPlayChat("lBrak - Whaddya doin?", "", haadya);
		addPlayChat("mBrak - Don't Touch Me", "", touch);
		addPlayChat("nBrak - Coffee Makes Me Jittery", "", jittery);
		addPlayChat("oStrange Brew - Beauty Eh", "", mforce);
		addPlayChat("pStrange Brew - Three B", "", threeb);
		addPlayChat("qStrange Brew - Take Off Hoser!", "", takeoff);
		addPlayChat("rStrange Brew - Take a Leak", "", leak);
		addPlayChat("sStrange Brew - You Farted!", "", farted);
		addPlayChat("tTommy Boy - It's a Clipon", "", clipon);
		addPlayChat("uTommy Boy - Candy Shell", "", tcandy);
		addPlayChat("vTommy Boy - Gotta Hug", "", brother);
		addPlayChat("wTommy Boy - Jam a Oar", "", jamoar);
		addPlayChat("xTommy Boy - Fat Guy In a Coat", "", fatguy);
		addPlayChat("yTommy Boy - Housekeeping 1", "", house);
		addPlayChat("zTommy Boy - Housekeeping 2", "", house1);
		addPlayChat("1Tommy Boy - Housekeeping 3", "", house2);
		addPlayChat("2Tommy Boy - Housekeeping 4", "", house3);
		addPlayChat("3SNL - El Niño", "", elnino);
		addPlayChat("4SNL - El Niño 2", "", elnino2);
		addPlayChat("5Beavis - Pull Your Pants Up", "", catch);
		addPlayChat("6Beavis - I'm a Gringo", "", gringo);
		addPlayChat("7Butthead - Klingons", "", klingon);
		addPlayChat("8Butthead - Hey Baby", "", hbaby);
		addPlayChat("9Butthead - Uhhhh Ok", "", uhk);
		addPlayChat("0Butthead - Bathe Her", "", bathe);

setPlayChatMenu("jGlobal 8");
		addPlayChat("aShuttup Fool!", "", sfool);
		addPlayChat("bShit Salad", "", ssalad);
		addPlayChat("cSnap and Pop", "", spop);
		addPlayChat("dCinderella Story", "", cinder);
		addPlayChat("eGot It On!", "", giton);
		addPlayChat("fOklahoma!", "", oklah);
		addPlayChat("gFranks and Beans!", "", mary34);
		addPlayChat("hDennis Rodman", "", coochie);
		addPlayChat("iEverybody Freeze!", "", freeze1);
		addPlayChat("jMichael Jackson", "", michael);
		addPlayChat("kShitter was full!", "", sfull);
		addPlayChat("lMy Name is Serge", "", serge);
		addPlayChat("mBaby Ruth", "", bruth);
		addPlayChat("nStay With Me Mr. Bean", "", mrbean);
		addPlayChat("oLil Joke", "", arthur);
		addPlayChat("pSeen my Wiener?", "", mary35);
		addPlayChat("qRocky Road", "", rocky);
		addPlayChat("rWelcome to McDondalds", "", blankman);
		addPlayChat("sSpecial Purpose!", "", jerk2);
		addPlayChat("tHave No Marbles", "", nomar2);
		addPlayChat("uBitch Slapped", "", bslap);
		addPlayChat("vTasty Burger", "", burger);
		addPlayChat("wBreak Your Concentration", "", bcon);
		addPlayChat("xOrange Afro", "", afro);
		addPlayChat("yBubble Gum Ass", "", bubble);
		addPlayChat("zThat Would Be Great", "", could);
		addPlayChat("1Medieval On Yo Ass", "", meval);
		addPlayChat("2High Two", "", high2);
		addPlayChat("3Jive Talk", "", jive);
		addPlayChat("4Wheeze the Juice", "", juice);
		addPlayChat("5I Need You Now", "", need);
		addPlayChat("6Big Bootie Ho", "", oochie);
		addPlayChat("7Peace Out", "", peace);
		addPlayChat("8Kiss My Ass", "", kass);
		addPlayChat("9Light Up a Doobie", "", porn);
		addPlayChat("0Humpty Song", "", humpty2);

setPlayChatMenu("1Global 9");
		addPlayChat("aLooney - Yipe Dog", "", yipe);
		addPlayChat("bLooney - Wile E. Coyote", "", ile);
		addPlayChat("cLooney - My Name is Mud", "", mud);
		addPlayChat("dLooney - Throw Him Out!", "", thim);
		addPlayChat("eLooney - Meep One", "", meep);
		addPlayChat("fLooney - Meep Two", "", meep2);
		addPlayChat("gLooney - Kill the Wabbit", "", krabbit);
		addPlayChat("hLooney - I Got a Rabbit!", "", rabbit);
		addPlayChat("iLooney - Where'd That Rabbit Go?", "", srabbit);
		addPlayChat("jLooney - I Hates Rabbits", "", hrabbit);
		addPlayChat("kLooney - What You Know", "", uknow);
		addPlayChat("lLooney - I Hate You - Daffy", "", hateu);
		addPlayChat("mLooney - I Hate You - Sam", "", hateu2);
		addPlayChat("nHalf Baked - Sux To Be You", "", sux);
		addPlayChat("oHalf Baked - My Nads", "", nads);
		addPlayChat("pHalf Baked - Singing in Shower", "", myself);
		addPlayChat("qRaise Ten Percent", "", tperc);
		addPlayChat("rILC - I'm That Bad!", "", thatbad);
		addPlayChat("sILC - Frenchy", "", frenchy);
		addPlayChat("tILC - Funky Finger Productions", "", funky2);
		addPlayChat("uCome Get Some", "", east2);
		addPlayChat("vGHEY", "", ghey);
		addPlayChat("1Uuooh", "", uuooh);
		addPlayChat("2Dolly", "", dolly);
		addPlayChat("3Ahhh", "", ahhh);
		addPlayChat("4Doogida", "", doo);
		addPlayChat("5Music", "", music);
		addPlayChat("6Sup Nigga", "", sup);
		addPlayChat("7Backwards in Cornfield", "", corn);

setPlayChatMenu("2Global 10");
		addPlayChat("aBeavis & Butthead - Braces", "", braces);
		addPlayChat("bBeavis & Butthead - HAAHOO!!", "", cool);
		addPlayChat("cBeavis & Butthead - Help", "", noo);
		addPlayChat("dBilly Madison - Damn Bus", "", bus);
		addPlayChat("eBilly Madison - Attempt 2 Cheat", "", cheat);
		addPlayChat("fBilly Madison - Kalateestnaye", "", gib);
		addPlayChat("gBilly Madison - Swan", "", swan);
		addPlayChat("hBilly Madison - Retarded", "", tard);
		addPlayChat("iBilly Madison - Mr. Anderson", "", traffic);
		addPlayChat("jFamily Guy - Cheesy Charlie", "", heil);
		addPlayChat("kFamily Guy - Kool Aid", "", kool);
		addPlayChat("lFamily Guy - Frontin", "", frontin);
		addPlayChat("mFamily Guy - Blacky Weather", "", blacky);
		addPlayChat("nFamily Guy - Praise Allah", "", allah);
		addPlayChat("oFamily Guy - Hitler", "", hitler);
		addPlayChat("pDBMTSC - Niggasaki", "", hiro);
		addPlayChat("qDBMTSC - Give me Love", "", luv);
		addPlayChat("rDBMTSC - Take yer Manhood", "", man);
		addPlayChat("sDBMTSC - Announce yoself", "", smoke);
		addPlayChat("tDBMTSC - Sucky Sucky", "", sucky);
		addPlayChat("uDBMTSC - USSR", "", ussr);
		addPlayChat("vDBMTSC - Need Relief", "", relief);
		addPlayChat("wDBMTSC - Don't ask 1", "", ask);
		addPlayChat("xDBMTSC - Don't ask 2", "", ask1);
		addPlayChat("yDBMTSC - Which Church?", "", church);
		addPlayChat("zDBMTSC - Collection Plate", "", plate);
		addPlayChat("1DBMTSC - Crumbcakes", "", cake);
		addPlayChat("2DBMTSC - Phone Check", "", phone);
		addPlayChat("3DBMTSC - Take me to Jail", "", jail);
		addPlayChat("4DBMTSC - Shower w/Man", "", crack);
		addPlayChat("5DBMTSC - Foolin Ya'll!", "", crack2);
		addPlayChat("6DBMTSC - Start the Day", "", day);
		addPlayChat("7DBMTSC - 3 Shoes", "", shoes);
		addPlayChat("8DBMTSC - Hurry Up & Buy", "", buy);
		addPlayChat("9DBMTSC - Kissed Every Nigga", "", party);
		addPlayChat("0DBMTSC - Your Hobbies", "", ill);
		
setPlayChatMenu("3Global 11");
		addPlayChat("aDeuce Bigalow - Freeeak", "", freak);
		addPlayChat("bDeuce Bigalow - Bigfoot", "", bfoot);
		addPlayChat("cDeuce Bigalow - Circus", "", circus);
		addPlayChat("dDeuce Bigalow - Huge Bitch", "", huge);
		addPlayChat("eDeuce Bigalow - Shove it", "", shove);
		addPlayChat("fDeuce Bigalow - Asshole", "", deuce);
		addPlayChat("gDumb and Dumber - Happy Place", "", hap);
		addPlayChat("hDumb and Dumber - Karate", "", kar);
		addPlayChat("iDumb and Dumber - Where 2 Sign", "", kiss);
		addPlayChat("jDumb and Dumber - Got Me Mad", "", mad);
		addPlayChat("kDumb and Dumber - Lil Nippy", "", nip);
		addPlayChat("lDumb and Dumber - Time Out!", "", time);
		addPlayChat("mCheech n Chong - Acid", "", busy);
		addPlayChat("nCheech n Chong - 1/4 Pounder", "", chinga);
		addPlayChat("oCheech n Chong - Grab ya Booboo", "", grabs);
		addPlayChat("pCheech n Chong - OOoohh shit", "", ooh);
		addPlayChat("qHalf Baked - Kenny's Hole", "", bhole);
		addPlayChat("rHalf Baked - Love Horses", "", butter);
		addPlayChat("sHalf Baked - On Grill B", "", grill);
		addPlayChat("tHalf Baked - Hungry Girl?", "", hungry);
		addPlayChat("uHalf Baked - Impotent", "", imp);
		addPlayChat("vHalf Baked - Window Love", "", indow);
		addPlayChat("wHalf Baked - Janitor", "", janitor);
		addPlayChat("xHalf Baked - Popcorn", "", popcorn);
		addPlayChat("yHalf Baked - Sampson", "", sampson);
		addPlayChat("zHappy Gilmore - Closer", "", closer);
		addPlayChat("1Happy Gilmore - Die Clown", "", clown);
		addPlayChat("2Happy Gilmore - Regulation", "", goal);
		addPlayChat("3Happy Gilmore - 364 More", "", hockey);
		addPlayChat("4Happy Gilmore - Luck", "", luck);
		addPlayChat("5Happy Gilmore - HAAPPY", "", price);
		addPlayChat("6Happy Gilmore - Like That", "", that);
		addPlayChat("7Rush Hour - Slow Down", "", chin);
		addPlayChat("8Rush Hour - Popeye's", "", popeye);
		addPlayChat("9Rush Hour - Slap You", "", slap);
		addPlayChat("0Rush Hour - Godzilla", "", zirra);
		
		
setPlayChatMenu("4Global 12");
		addPlayChat("aNext Friday - Chewin", "", chew);
		addPlayChat("bNext Friday - Cover", "", kmass);
		addPlayChat("cNext Friday - Play Sports", "", kracka);
		addPlayChat("dNext Friday - Mr. Nasty", "", nasty);
		addPlayChat("eNext Friday - Mr. Nasty 2", "", nasty2);
		addPlayChat("fNext Friday - Mini-Wheat", "", heat);
		addPlayChat("gNext Friday - Aztec", "", aztec);
		addPlayChat("hNext Friday - Mouth", "", mouth);
		addPlayChat("iNext Friday - Couch", "", couch);
		addPlayChat("jS. Silverman - B. Midler", "", midler);
		addPlayChat("kS. Silverman - 3 Balls", "", balls3);
		addPlayChat("lS. Silverman - Gay w/ Me", "", ith);
		addPlayChat("mS. Silverman - Bunsen", "", sac);
		addPlayChat("nS. Silverman - Bite Me", "", steal);
		addPlayChat("oS. Silverman - Smoke Pole", "", ungay);
		addPlayChat("pS. Silverman - Fun Lvl", "", graph);
		addPlayChat("qS. Silverman - Fun Lvl 2", "", graph2);
		addPlayChat("rS. Silverman - Darren", "", darren);
		addPlayChat("sS. Silverman - Cowboy Wayne", "", zoo);
		addPlayChat("tS. Silverman - Manjuice", "", mjuice);
		addPlayChat("uS. Silverman - Scrotum", "", sac2);
		addPlayChat("vTommy Boy - Awesome!", "", awe);
		addPlayChat("wTommy Boy - Called Dr's", "", doc);
		addPlayChat("xTommy Boy - Killed It", "", kill);
		addPlayChat("yTommy Boy - Papa Smurf", "", papa);
		addPlayChat("zTommy Boy - Kung Fu", "", kung);
		addPlayChat("1Tommy Boy - Bad Girl", "", bgirl);
		addPlayChat("2Tommy Boy - Egg Man", "", gajoo);
		addPlayChat("3Tommy Boy - Whore", "", hore2);
		addPlayChat("4You Bitch!", "", fag);
		addPlayChat("5I Ain't Playin Nigga", "", playin);
		addPlayChat("6Took It Like a Man", "", man2);
		addPlayChat("7Kaka! Kaka!", "", kaka);
		addPlayChat("8Cock Knocker", "", cknock);
		addPlayChat("9Gay Cops", "", cops);
		addPlayChat("0Dooter", "", dooter);
		
setPlayChatMenu("5Global 13");
		addPlayChat("aSNL - Turd Ferguson", "", turd);
		addPlayChat("bSNL - English or Retarded", "", english);
		addPlayChat("cSNL - The Rapists", "", rapists);
		addPlayChat("dSNL - A Leather Glove", "", leather);
		addPlayChat("eSNL - A Toilet", "", toilet);
		addPlayChat("fSNL - Apetit", "", apetit);
		addPlayChat("gSNL - Sound a Doggy Makes", "", moo);
		addPlayChat("hSNL - Mom likes it Rough", "", ruff);
		addPlayChat("iSNL - Dego Mustache", "", dego); 
		addPlayChat("jSNL - Like Monkeys", "", bloody);
		addPlayChat("kSNL - Charleston Chew", "", charles);
		addPlayChat("lSNL - Cock of the Walk", "", cock);
		addPlayChat("mSNL - Sick Duck", "", mallard);
		addPlayChat("nSNL - Hot Dog", "", hotdog);
		addPlayChat("oSNL - Stared at the Sun", "", sun);
		addPlayChat("pSNL - Stared at the Sun 2", "", sun2);
		addPlayChat("qSNL - Moon 1", "", moon);
		addPlayChat("rSNL - Moon 2", "", moon2);
		addPlayChat("sSNL - Moon 3", "", moon3);
		addPlayChat("tSNL - Moon 4", "", moon4);
		addPlayChat("uSNL - Moon 5", "", moon5);
		addPlayChat("vSNL - Brought Pizza", "", poa);
		addPlayChat("wSNL - That is Disgusting", "", disgust);
		addPlayChat("xSNL - Mr. President", "", prez);
		addPlayChat("ySNL - Now You Get Going", "", nice);
		addPlayChat("zSNL - Too Much Doggy", "", doggy);
		addPlayChat("1SNL - Ladies Man", "", courv);
		addPlayChat("2Translator's Broken", "", galaxy);
		addPlayChat("3Turned Inside Out", "", inside);
		addPlayChat("4That's Not Right", "", right);
		addPlayChat("5Niggas!", "", nig);
		addPlayChat("6Pompasses", "", pompas);
		addPlayChat("7Beavis & Butthead - De Bunghole!", "", bung2);
		addPlayChat("8Pretty Bird", "", pbird);
		addPlayChat("9Darrr!!", "", darr);
		addPlayChat("0Buddy Lee", "", budlee);
		
setPlayChatMenu("6Global 14");
		addPlayChat("aSNL - Anal Bum Cover", "", anal);
		addPlayChat("bSNL - Anal Bum Cover 2", "", anal2);
		addPlayChat("cSNL - Come on Pansy", "", quit);
		addPlayChat("dSNL - Famous Mothers", "", famous);
		addPlayChat("eSNL - Legally Retarded", "", legal);
		addPlayChat("fSNL - Ladis I Snogged", "", snog);
		addPlayChat("gSNL - Suck it Trebek", "", suckit);
		addPlayChat("hSNL - Kanuka!", "", kanuka);
		addPlayChat("iSNL - That Was Great", "", asgreat);
		addPlayChat("jSNL - Speak Japanese", "", jap);
		addPlayChat("kSNL - I DON'T KNOW", "", ait);
		addPlayChat("lSNL - These Guns", "", guns);
		addPlayChat("mSNL - This is Hard", "", break);
		addPlayChat("nSNL - Out of Tune", "", guitar);
		addPlayChat("oSNL - Out of Tune 2", "", guitar2);
		addPlayChat("pSNL - Kind of Guitar?", "", guitar3);
		addPlayChat("qSNL - Devil Rap", "", rap);
		addPlayChat("rSNL - Time for the Jeopardy", "", jeopardy);
		addPlayChat("sSNL - Clone Hot Dogs", "", hotdog2);
		addPlayChat("tSNL - Endless Supply", "", hotdog3);
		addPlayChat("uSNL - Hot Dog", "", hotdog);
		addPlayChat("vSNL - I Know I Would", "", hotdog4);
		addPlayChat("wSNL - So Would Ya?", "", hotdog5);
		addPlayChat("xSNL - Baby Could Answer", "", hotdog6);
		addPlayChat("ySNL - I Guess So", "", hotdog7);
		addPlayChat("zSNL - Bitten Many Ears", "", earoff);
		addPlayChat("1Half Baked - Bachiotomy", "", back);
		addPlayChat("2Half Baked - Sex w/Mama", "", mama);
		addPlayChat("3Blue Streak - Rip Guts Out", "", gutsout);
		addPlayChat("4Blue Streak - Take My Shoelace?", "", shoe);
		addPlayChat("5Blue Streak - Floss Your Ass?", "", floss);
		addPlayChat("6Blue Streak - Back up NIGGA!", "", backup);
		addPlayChat("7Blue Streak - Left Leg BLAOW", "", blaow);
		addPlayChat("8Blue Streak - Ima Chomp it UP", "", chompit);
		addPlayChat("9Blue Streak - What happened???", "", eat);
		addPlayChat("0Blue Streak - Buy Cereal?", "", cereal);
		
setPlayChatMenu("7Global 15");
		addPlayChat("aNext Friday - Aztec Warrior", "", aztec2);
		addPlayChat("bNext Friday - Grill Cheese", "", leroy);
		addPlayChat("cNext Friday - Not Stupid", "", stupid);
		addPlayChat("dNext Friday - Sabu!", "", magic);
		addPlayChat("eNext Friday - No Play", "", noplay);
		addPlayChat("fNext Friday - Lucky Nigga", "", getup);
		addPlayChat("gNext Friday - In Pinky's", "", pinky);
		addPlayChat("hNext Friday - Say It", "", nigguh);
		addPlayChat("iNext Friday - Puff Daddy", "", puff);
		addPlayChat("jNext Friday - Hell No", "", illy);
		addPlayChat("kNext Friday - Negro", "", oman);
		addPlayChat("lNext Friday - Sugah?", "", sugah);
		addPlayChat("mNext Friday - Titties", "", titties);
		addPlayChat("nNext Friday - Player", "", player);
		addPlayChat("oNext Friday - Fat Ass", "", fatass);
		addPlayChat("pNext Friday - Sugah Bowl", "", sbowl);
		addPlayChat("qCock 'n Balls", "", brains);
		addPlayChat("rWTF?", "", sdown);
		addPlayChat("sF* THAT", "", omw);
		addPlayChat("tSantiago", "", santia);
		addPlayChat("uC'mon BUDDY", "", chicken);
		addPlayChat("vBlacks 'n Chickens", "", fond);
		addPlayChat("1Five to Ten", "", five);
		addPlayChat("2Nigger Baby", "", nbaby);
		addPlayChat("3BELIEVE ME", "", killu);
		addPlayChat("4Country Got Ya Crazy", "", tdavid);
		addPlayChat("5Filet Mignon", "", lady);
		addPlayChat("6MY OBSTACLE", "", qpyxmez);
		addPlayChat("7WHOOOA TRICC", "", hooa);
		addPlayChat("8GunShot", "", gunshot);
		addPlayChat("9Werd Up", "", erd);

setplayChatMenu("8Global 16");
		addPlayChat("aGET ON THE BAG", "", art);
		addPlayChat("bGET ON THE BAG 2", "", assme);
		addPlayChat("cSnow Cone", "", snow);
		addPlayChat("dGET ON THE BAG 3", "", pipe);
		addPlayChat("eGET ON THE BAG 4", "", yerface);
		addPlayChat("fCan it on the Base", "", canit);
		addPlayChat("gTwo Finger of Goulet", "", jz);
		addPlayChat("hHardknock Life", "", life);
		addPlayChat("iBitch on my Back", "", myback);
		addPlayChat("jMore COWBELL", "", cbell);
		addPlayChat("kMore COWBELL 2", "", cbell2);
		addPlayChat("lMore COWBELL 3", "", cbell3);
		addPlayChat("mMore COWBELL 4", "", cbell4);
		addPlayChat("nEveryone Cool Out", "", cout);
		addPlayChat("oHatred of Dark Skin", "", dark);
		addPlayChat("pFueled Creatively", "", fuel);
		addPlayChat("qSmack You in the Mouth", "", smack);
		addPlayChat("rGave the Money Back", "", mback);
		addPlayChat("sEVERYONE SHUTUP", "", shutup);
		addPlayChat("tWade Would Kill a Dog", "", tell);
		addPlayChat("uDog in Hell", "", poison);
		addPlayChat("vDodge Stratus", "", dodge);
		addPlayChat("wI Like Hispanic Men", "", hispanic);
		addPlayChat("xOH REALLY?", "", lick);
		addPlayChat("yHow Hot is it?", "", howhot);
		addPlayChat("zI'm The Devil", "", tango);
		addPlayChat("1Favorite Planet", "", planet);
		addPlayChat("2Favorite Planet 2", "", planet2);
		addPlayChat("3Favorite Planet 3", "", planet3);
		addPlayChat("4Favorite Planet 4", "", planet4);
		addPlayChat("5Favorite Planet 5", "", planet5);
		addPlayChat("6Favorite Planet 6", "", planet6);
		addPlayChat("7Favorite Planet 7", "", sun);
		addPlayChat("8Favorite Planet 8", "", sun2);
		addPlayChat("9Hepatitis Test", "", hepa1);
		addPlayChat("0Hepatitis Test 2", "", hepa2);
		
setPlayChatMenu("9Global 17");
		addPlayChat("aMighty Kong", "", kong);
		addPlayChat("bThinker or Stinker", "", stinker);
		addPlayChat("cOne Thousand Million Dollars", "", row);
		addPlayChat("dWith a Dead Guy", "", dead);
		addPlayChat("eGive You Hepatitis", "", hepa3);
		addPlayChat("fMake Lemonade", "", lemon);
		addPlayChat("gAAaahhh", "", ough);
		addPlayChat("hDirty Chink", "", chink);
		addPlayChat("iHomo Mexican's", "", mexican);
		addPlayChat("jHomosexual Yankee's", "", homo);
		addPlayChat("kBlack Baby", "", track);
		addPlayChat("lBow Hunt", "", hunt);
		addPlayChat("mMankisser's", "", mankiss);
		addPlayChat("nIron Eagle", "", iron);
		addPlayChat("oRat Poison", "", rat);
		addPlayChat("pDaddy's Watching", ".", daddy);
		addPlayChat("qI'm Glen Fry", "", hiso);
		addPlayChat("rNeed To Be Quiet", "", quiet);
		addPlayChat("sHotel California", "", hotel);
		addPlayChat("tURRGHH!", "", unf);
		addPlayChat("uEat Like That", "", ueat);
		addPlayChat("vWanna Be With You", "", ithu);
		addPlayChat("1Mad Cow Disease", "", mcow);
		addPlayChat("2Mad Cow Disease 2", "", mcow2);
		addPlayChat("3Mad Cow Disease 3", "", mcow3);
		addPlayChat("4Mad Cow Disease 4", "", mcow4);
		addPlayChat("5Mad Cow Disease 5", "", mcow5);
		addPlayChat("6Mad Cow Disease 6", "", mcow6);
		addPlayChat("7Sweet Irony", "", irony);
		addPlayChat("8Macho Man - Freak Show", "", fshow);
		addPlayChat("9Macho Man - PLAY TIME", "", gotya);
		addPlayChat("0Macho Man - Bonesaw", "", bonesaw);

setPlayChatMenu("0Global 18");
		addPlayChat("aMock", "MOCK.", mock2);
		addPlayChat("bYeah", "Yeah.", mock3);
		addPlayChat("cIng", "ING.", mock4);
		addPlayChat("dYeah", "Yeah.", mock5);
		addPlayChat("eBird", "BIRD.", mock6);
		addPlayChat("fYeah", "Yeah.", mock7);
		addPlayChat("gYeah", "Yeah.", mock8);
		addPlayChat("hYeah", "Yeah.", mock9);
		addPlayChat("iMockingBird", "HelenKeller's a homo.", mock10);
		addPlayChat("jCows Afraid", "", afraid);
		addPlayChat("kLooney 4", "", loon4);
		addPlayChat("lLooney 3", "", loon3);
		addPlayChat("mLooney 2", "", loon2);
		addPlayChat("nLooney 1", "", loon);
		addPlayChat("oDana Carvey - Choppin Broccoli", "", cbroc);
  		addPlayChat("pDana Carvey - Choppin Broccoli 2", "", cbroc2);
  		addPlayChat("qDana Carvey - Choppin Broccoli 3", "", cbroc3);
  		addPlayChat("rDana Carvey - Choppin Broccoli 4", "", cbroc4);
  		addPlayChat("sDana Carvey - Choppin Broccoli 5", "", cbroc5);
		addPlayChat("tEvolution - Here Birdy", "", birdy);
		addPlayChat("uEvolution - Big Lougie", "", loogie);
		addPlayChat("vEvolution - Naaasty", "", nasty3);
		addPlayChat("wEvolution - Googa-Mooga", "", guug);
		addPlayChat("xEvolution - Rectally", "", rectally);
		addPlayChat("yHomeless Britney - Mailbox", "", mailbox);
  		addPlayChat("zHomeless Britney - Song", "", doodoo);
  		addPlayChat("1Homeless Britney - You like it?", "", beautiful);
		addPlayChat("2You're It", "You're it.", q);
		addPlayChat("3You're It", "You're it.", w);
		addPlayChat("4Quitsies!", "You're it, quitsies!", e);
		addPlayChat("5Anti-Quitsies", "Anti-quitsies, you're it!  Quitsies, no anti-quitsies no startsies!", r);
		addPlayChat("6You Can't Do That", "You can't do that.  Can to.  Cannot, stamped it.", t);
		addPlayChat("7Double Stamped", "Can to, double stamped it no erasies.", y);
		addPlayChat("8Triple Stamped", "Cannot, TRIPLE stamped it, no erasies touch blue make it true.", u);
		addPlayChat("9Can't Triple Stamp", "You can't triple stamp a double stamp.  You can't triple stamp a double stamp Lloyd, you can't triple stamp a double stamp.  LLOYD.  LLOOOYD.", i);
		addPlayChat("0FOOK YU", "", fookyu2);
		addPlayChat("-Not a Sissy", "", sissy);
		addPlayChat("=Keyser", "EL CHUPACABRE.", gabe);
		
setPlayChatMenu("-Global 19");
		addPlayChat("aAce Ventura - HEHE", "", hehe);
		addPlayChat("bAce Ventura - Lost 'Em", "", lostem);
		addPlayChat("cAce Ventura - The Popular One", "", popular);
		addPlayChat("dAce Ventura - Guano Bowls", "", guano);
		addPlayChat("eAce Ventura - Libby Libby", "", chim);
		addPlayChat("fAce Ventura - Chicago", "", chicago);
		addPlayChat("gAce Ventura - Spank You", "", spank);
		addPlayChat("hAustin Powers - Yah", "", yeah2);
		addPlayChat("iAustin Powers - Scotty", "", scotty);
		addPlayChat("jAustin Powers - Scotty 2", "", scotty2);
		addPlayChat("kAustin Powers - Scotty 3", "", scotty3);
		addPlayChat("lAustin Powers - Scotty 4", "", scotty4);
		addPlayChat("mAustin Powers - Scotty 5", "", scotty5);
		addPlayChat("nAustin Powers - Scotty 6", "", scotty6);
  		addPlayChat("oAustin Powers - Fook Mi", "", fookmi);
  		addPlayChat("pAustin Powers - Fook Yu", "", fookmi2);
  		addPlayChat("qAustin Powers - Fook Yu2", "", fookyu);
  		addPlayChat("rAustin Powers - From Holland", "", holland);
  		addPlayChat("sAustin Powers - Engrish", "", engrish);
  		addPlayChat("tAustin Powers - Engrish 2", "", engrish2);
  		addPlayChat("uAustin Powers - Engrish 3", "", engrish3);
  		addPlayChat("vAustin Powers - Engrish 4", "", engrish4);
  		addPlayChat("wAustin Powers - Engrish 5", "", engrish5);
  		addPlayChat("xAustin Powers - Engrish 6", "", engrish6);
  		addPlayChat("yAustin Powers - FASHA", "", holland2);
  		addPlayChat("zAustin Powers - THE DUTCH", "", dutch);
  		addPlayChat("1Austin Powers - Daddy's Pent Up", "", daddy2);
  		addPlayChat("2Austin Powers - Nuts Rubbin", "", diaper);
  		addPlayChat("3Austin Powers - Diaper Lady", "", diaper2);
  		addPlayChat("4Austin Powers - Pinched One Off", "", diaper3);
  		addPlayChat("5Austin Powers - Nurple!", "", nurple);
  		addPlayChat("6Austin Powers - Soil Yourself", "", soil);
  		addPlayChat("7Austin Powers - Let's Smell", "", soil2);
  		addPlayChat("8Austin Powers - Analysis", "", soil3);
  		addPlayChat("9Austin Powers - Hot Sick Ass", "", soil4);
  		addPlayChat("0Austin Powers - Hicks", "", hicks);
  		addPlayChat("-Austin Powers - Hick Convoy", "", hicks2);
  		addPlayChat("=Austin Powers - Hick Monkey Nuts", "", hicks3);
  		addPlayChat(",Austin Powers - Bloody Mole", "", mole);
  		addPlayChat(".Austin Powers - Boobs", "", ozzie);
  		addPlayChat("/Austin Powers - Same Joke", "", ozzie2);
		
setPlayChatMenu("=Global 20");
		addPlayChat("aHow High - Dogs Hump", "", dhump);
  		addPlayChat("bHow High - Hoggin it All", "", hoggin);
  		addPlayChat("cHow High - What?", "", yodog);
  		addPlayChat("dHow High - YO DJ", "", dj);
  		addPlayChat("eHow High - Family Pimpin", "", pimpin);
  		addPlayChat("fHow High - Grandaddy", "", pimpin2);
  		addPlayChat("gHow High - Since Been Pimpin", "", pimpin3);
  		addPlayChat("hHow High - ?????", "", pimpin4);
  		addPlayChat("iHow High - Dunno What it Means", "", pimpin5);
  		addPlayChat("jHow High - ????? Pt 2", "", pimpin1);
  		addPlayChat("kHow High - Intellect B*tches", "", pimpa2);
  		addPlayChat("lHow High - Pimpalicious", "", pimpa);
  		addPlayChat("mHow High - Pimpin Here", "", pimpin6);
  		addPlayChat("nHow High - Like Da Ladies", "", pimpin0);
  		addPlayChat("oHow High - Pledge Allegiance", "", pledge);
  		addPlayChat("pHow High - Pimpology", "", pimpol);
  		addPlayChat("qHow High - Come out Right", "", pimpin7);
	        addPlayChat("rHow High - Come on Wit it!", "", pimpin8);
  		addPlayChat("sHow High - Not Yo 'self", "", pimpin9);
		addPlayChat("tJoe Dirt - Buffalo Bob", "", flare);
  		addPlayChat("uJoe Dirt - A Fork?", "", fork);
  		addPlayChat("vJoe Dirt - Puts the Lotion on", "", lotion);
  		addPlayChat("wJoe Dirt - Puts the Lotion on 2", "", lotion2);
  		addPlayChat("xJoe Dirt - Ain't no Meteor", "", meteor);
  		addPlayChat("yJoe Dirt - Septic Tank", "", septic);
  		addPlayChat("zJoe Dirt - Septic Tank 2", "", septic2);
  		addPlayChat("1Joe Dirt - What you say?", "", soder);
  		addPlayChat("2Joe Dirt - Does your Mother Sew?", "", sewdat);
		addPlayChat("3Make it Happen Cap'n!", "", capn);
  		addPlayChat("4Freakin Out", "", fout);
		
setPlayChatMenu("[Global 21");
		addPlayChat("aOffice Space - Hey Guys", "", supg2);
  		addPlayChat("bOffice Space - wsUP g", "", supg);
  		addPlayChat("cOffice Space - Pronounce Name", "", bolton2);
  		addPlayChat("dOffice Space - Ass Clown", "", bolton3);
  		addPlayChat("eOffice Space - Go By Mike", "", bolton4);
  		addPlayChat("fOffice Space - Real Name?", "", bolton5);
  		addPlayChat("gOffice Space - Bolton Fan", "", bolton6);
  		addPlayChat("hOffice Space - Fudgepackers", "", bolton7);
  		addPlayChat("iOffice Space - Not Gonna Work", "", notg);
  		addPlayChat("jOffice Space - PC Load Letter?", "", pcload);
  		addPlayChat("kOffice Space - Paper Jam", "", pjam);
  		addPlayChat("lOffice Space - The Trick is", "", trick);
  		addPlayChat("mOffice Space - MOTHER SHITTER", "", mother);
  		addPlayChat("nOffice Space - The Monday's", "", moondays);
  		addPlayChat("oOffice Space - OOhh...yeah", "", hmmm);
  		addPlayChat("pOffice Space - Cornhole", "", cornh);
  		addPlayChat("qOffice Space - Radio", "", radio);
  		addPlayChat("rOffice Space - Radio 2", "", radio2);
  		addPlayChat("sOffice Space - Talk To Payroll", "", stapler2);
  		addPlayChat("tOffice Space - Moved My Desk", "", stapler3);
		addPlayChat("uPimpbot 5000 - All Ages", "", ages);
  		addPlayChat("vPimpbot 5000 - Sho 'nuff", "", shonuff);
  		addPlayChat("wPimpbot 5000 - Cherrywine", "", cwine);
  		addPlayChat("xPimpbot 5000 - White Bread", "", hite);
  		addPlayChat("yPimpbot 5000 - Circuit City", "", circuit);
  		addPlayChat("zPimpbot 5000 - El Dorado", "", eldorado);
  		addPlayChat("1Pimpbot 5000 - Scrotum", "", scrotum);
  		addPlayChat("2Pimpbot 5000 - Later Whitey", "", later);
  		addPlayChat("3Pimpbot 5000 - IMA PIMP", "", iamapimp);
  		addPlayChat("4Pimpbot 5000 - I'll Cut You", "", cut);
  		addPlayChat("5Pimpbot 5000 - Like Jewelry", "", jewelry);
  		addPlayChat("6Pimpbot 5000 - Gots 2 Impress", "", dabitches);
  		addPlayChat("7Pimpbot 5000 - Yo Momma", "", yomomma);
  		addPlayChat("8Pimpbot 5000 - Freaky Ho's", "", freaky);
  		addPlayChat("9Pimpbot 5000 - Cut You Foo", "", cut2);

setPlayChatMenu("zGlobal 22");
		addPlayChat("1FAN - You Remedial", "", remed);
		addPlayChat("2FAN - Santa Claus", "", santa);
		addPlayChat("3FAN - Santa Claus 2", "", santa2);
		addPlayChat("4FAN - Santa Claus 3", "", santa3);
		addPlayChat("5FAN - Blow this Whistle", "", clear);
		addPlayChat("6FAN - Top Flight Security", "", top);
		addPlayChat("7FAN - Top Flight Security 2", "", topf);
		addPlayChat("8FAN - Got Her Trained", "", train);
		addPlayChat("9FAN - Triple O.G.", "", og);
		addPlayChat("0FAN - Salad Toss", "", saltoss);
		addPlayChat("aFAN - Lined Up", "", lined);
		addPlayChat("bFAN - Gonna Kick In", "", kickin);
		addPlayChat("cFAN - Son's a Fag", "", fag2);
		addPlayChat("dFAN - Group Hug Nigga", "", ghug);
		addPlayChat("eFAN - Merry Christmas", "", niggets);
		addPlayChat("fFAN - Magically Delicious", "", magic2);
		addPlayChat("gFAN - Good Observation Buddy", "", bud);
		addPlayChat("hFAN - Bro's BBQ", "", bbq);
		addPlayChat("iFAN - Pinky Christmas", "", merry);
		addPlayChat("jFAN - The Matrix", "", matrix);
		addPlayChat("kFAN - NOOOO", "", nooo);
		addPlayChat("lFAN - Pimpin In It", "", pimp4);
		addPlayChat("mFAN - Phone Book", "", phone2);
		addPlayChat("nFAN - Wet Dream?", "", pimp2);
		addPlayChat("oFAN - Am I In Prison?", "", pimp5);
		addPlayChat("pFAN - Pimpin Pimpin", "", pimp3);
		addPlayChat("qFAN - Just Gonna Take It", "", pimp6);
		addPlayChat("rFAN - Pimp In Distress", "", pimp7);
		addPlayChat("sFAN - Ho's Will Come", "", pimp8);
		addPlayChat("tFAN - Speakin of Cockroaches", "", roach);
		addPlayChat("uFAN - Studdering", "", studder);
		addPlayChat("vFAN - Heard it?", "", yees);
		addPlayChat("wFAN - I'm a BOY", "", boy);
		addPlayChat("xFAN - Dismissed", "", tired2);
		addPlayChat("yFAN - SUE YOU", "", sue);
		addPlayChat("zFAN - Plunger", "", plunger);
		
setPlayChatMenu("qGlobal 23");
		addPlayChat("1FAN - Ducking & Dodge", "", eeks);
		addPlayChat("2FAN - What the Hell?", "", th);
		addPlayChat("3FAN - Dislocated", "", pen);
		addPlayChat("4FAN - Let it Happen", "", fight);
		addPlayChat("5FAN - C'MON", "", cmon3);
		addPlayChat("6FAN - Burn the Pimp", "", burn);
		addPlayChat("7FAN - Like a Snitch", "", snitch);
		addPlayChat("8FAN - Extra Medium", "", skinny);
		addPlayChat("9FAN - Santa Claus!", "", sclaus);
		addPlayChat("0FAN - One that Wink", "", ink);
		addPlayChat("aFAN - In Between", "", hard);
		addPlayChat("bFAN - Baby Gap", "", gap);
		addPlayChat("cFAN - Crisis", "", crisis);
		addPlayChat("dFAN - OOHHH!!", "!!", call);
		addPlayChat("eFAN - B-B-B-Q", "", bbq2);
		addPlayChat("fFAN - Doesn't Matter", "", trunk);
		addPlayChat("gFAN - Top Flight Security", "", topf3);
		addPlayChat("hFAN - I'm the Law", "", topf4);
		addPlayChat("iFAN - Retarded Boy", "", retard2);
		addPlayChat("jST - Double Cheeseburger", "", dbc1);
		addPlayChat("kST - Spit in it Now?", "", dbc2);
		addPlayChat("lST - Hold the Spit", "", dbc3);
		addPlayChat("mST - Dippa Size", "", dipa1);
		addPlayChat("nST - Dippa Size 2", "", dipa2);
		addPlayChat("oST - Liter of Cola", "", liter1);
		addPlayChat("pST - Liter is French", "", liter2);
		addPlayChat("qST - Powdered Sugar", "", sugar2);
		addPlayChat("rST - Unit 23", "", farva);
		addPlayChat("sST - Denim Dan", ".", denim);
		addPlayChat("tST - Six Schlitz's", "", free);
		addPlayChat("uST - Chicken F*****", "", chick);
		addPlayChat("vST - Drug School", "", farva2);
		addPlayChat("wST - Lock 'n Load", "", load);
		addPlayChat("xST - Old Locker", "", locker);
		addPlayChat("yST - Car RamRod", "", ramrod2);
		addPlayChat("zST - Car RamRod 2", "", ramrod3);
		
setPlayChatMenu("uGlobal 24");
		addPlayChat("1ST - Viagra", "", viagra);
		addPlayChat("2ST - Bar of Soap", "", soap);
		addPlayChat("3ST - Dippa's Burger", "", banned);
		addPlayChat("4ST - Afghanistanimation", "", afghan);
		addPlayChat("5ST - Shenanigans", "", shenan2);
		addPlayChat("6ST - Bite it Rook", "", biteit);
		addPlayChat("7ST - My 9", "", cap);
		addPlayChat("8ST - Bear F*****", "", bfer);
		addPlayChat("9ST - Two by Four!", "", found);
		addPlayChat("0ST - Enchilada Platter", "", mexico1);
		addPlayChat("aST - I'm Mexican", "", mexico2);
		addPlayChat("bST - Boys Like Mexico?", "", mexico3);
		addPlayChat("cST - A Cat", "", meow);
		addPlayChat("dST - Mustache Ride", "", mride);
		addPlayChat("eST - Stinks Like Sex", "", stink);
		addPlayChat("fST - Ya sure", "", yasure);
		addPlayChat("gST - Ya sure 2", "", yasure2);
		addPlayChat("hST - Snozberries", "", snoz);
		addPlayChat("iST - Plz No", "", plzno);
		addPlayChat("jST - Gravy", "", gravy);
		addPlayChat("kST - Home Didlies", "", rook);
		addPlayChat("lOS - Street Legal", "", street);
		addPlayChat("mOS - Frank the Tank", "", streak);
		addPlayChat("nOS - We're Streaking", "", more);
		addPlayChat("oOS - Get in the Car", "", ok);
		addPlayChat("pOS - KFC", "", kfc);
		addPlayChat("qOS - Trust Tree", "", tree);
		addPlayChat("rOS - SPEDISH", "", trust);
		addPlayChat("sOS - And BLUE", "", blue);
		addPlayChat("tOS - Pace Yourself", "", pace);
		addPlayChat("uOS - Ice Lemonade", "", lemon2);
		addPlayChat("vOS - See Blue!", "", blue2);
		addPlayChat("wOS - Freak OUT", "", fout2);
		addPlayChat("xOS - AWESOME", "", ayes);
		addPlayChat("yOS - I am BACK", "", back2);
		addPlayChat("zOS - I KILL YOU", "", incy);
		
setPlayChatMenu("mGlobal 25");
		addPlayChat("1OS - Shut Up", "", os);
		addPlayChat("2OS - Puncture the Skin", "", os1);
		addPlayChat("3OS - That's Awesome", "", os2);
		addPlayChat("4OS - Jugular", "", os3);
		addPlayChat("5OS - Is this Bad?", "", os4);
		addPlayChat("6OS - Dart in Your Neck", "", os5);
		addPlayChat("7OS - Yer Crazy!", "", os6);
		addPlayChat("8OS - Feel Tired", "", tired);
		addPlayChat("9OS - Congratulations", "", vagina);
		addPlayChat("0OS - Watching - Juding", "", isle);
		addPlayChat("aOS - Don't Do It", "", doit2);
		addPlayChat("bOS - Earmuffs", "", earmuff);
		addPlayChat("cOS - French Kiss", "", fkiss);
		addPlayChat("dOS - Faggit", "", fagit);

setPlayChatMenu("aAnimations");
		addPlayAnim("aDon't Ask", 1, ask);
		addPlayAnim("iDon't Ask 2", 8, ask1);
		addPlayAnim("jNo Soup!", 9, soup);
		addPlayAnim("kBingo", 12, brak);
		addPlayAnim("lGame over man", 2, hudson);
		addPlayAnim("mHappy Bleep", 8, bleep);
		addPlayAnim("nHefer with Cheese", 0, hefer);
		addPlayAnim("uYou Shot Me", 3, ushotme);
		addPlayAnim("pFreeze mudda bitch!", 8, mudda);
		addPlayAnim("oOver here", 0, ovrhere);
		addPlayAnim("dMove outta my way", 1, outway);
		addPlayAnim("rRetreat", 2, retreat);
		addPlayAnim("sStop", 3, dsgst4);
		addPlayAnim("fSalute", 4, yes);
		addPlayAnim("zKneel Pose", 10);
		addPlayAnim("xStand Pose", 11);
		addPlayAnim("qCelebrate 1", 5, cheer1);
		addPlayAnim("eCelebrate 2", 6, cheer2);
		addPlayAnim("wCelebrate 3", 7, cheer3);
		addPlayAnim("vTaunt 1 - how'd that feel?", 8, taunt10);
		addPlayAnim("gTaunt 2 - Come get some", 9, taunt4);
		addPlayAnim("hWave - Hi", 12, hello);
		addPlayAnim("bWave - Bye", 12, bye);
		addPlayAnim("cGoat Ass", 5, goatass);
		addPlayAnim("yAnother Hi", 12, yo);
		addPlayAnim("tRedneck", 6, hick);
		addPlayAnim("nWazzup", 0, zup5);
		addPlayAnim("1Hiyah!", 12, hiyah);
		addPlayAnim("2Yiyah!", 8, yiyah);
		addPlayAnim("3GEE!", 1, gee);
		addPlayAnim("4MEEP MEEP", 12, meep);
		addPlayAnim("5I Hate Goodbyes", 12, hbye);
		addPlayAnim("6Bye Bye Lard Ass", 12, lard);
		addPlayAnim("7Oh Billy", 10, ohbilly);
		addPlayAnim("8We Suck Again", 9, boy3);
		addPlayAnim("9Special Purpose", 7, jerk2);
		addPlayAnim("0Hide Them In My Ass", 5, hide3);


// Commander Menu

function contextIssueCommand(%action, %msg, %sound)
{
   if(%sound != "")
      %msg = %msg @ "~w" @ %sound;
   setIssueCommand(%action, %msg);
}

// $CommandTarget can be one of:

// waypoint
// enemy vehicle
// enemy player
// enemy static
// enemy turret
// enemy sensor
// friendly vehicle
// friendly player
// friendly static
// friendly turret
// friendly sensor


function Commander::StarCommand(%type)
{
   if(%type == "*Attack")
   {
      if($CommandTarget == "enemy static")
			contextIssueCommand(1, "Destroy enemy equipment at waypoint", "attobj"); 
      else if($CommandTarget == "enemy turret")
			contextIssueCommand(1, "Destroy enemy turret at waypoint", "attobj"); 
      else if($CommandTarget == "enemy sensor")
			contextIssueCommand(1, "Destroy enemy sensor at waypoint", "attobj"); 
      else if($CommandTarget == "enemy player" || $CommandTarget == "enemy vehicle")
         contextIssueCommand(1, "Attack enemy " @ $CommandTargetName, "attway");
      else if($CommandTarget == "friendly player")
         contextIssueCommand(1, "Cover " @ $CommandTargetName, "escfr");
      else if($CommandTarget == "friendly vehicle")
         contextIssueCommand(1, "Board APC ", "boarda");
      else
         contextIssueCommand(1, "Attack enemy forces", "attway");
   }
   else if(%type == "*Defend")
   {
		if($CommandTarget == "friendly player")
		   contextIssueCommand(2, "Defend " @ $CommandTargetName, "escfr"); 
		else
		   contextIssueCommand(2, "Defend waypoint", "defway");
   }
   else if(%type == "*Repair")
   {
		if($CommandTarget == "friendly player")
		   contextIssueCommand(2, "Repair " @ $CommandTargetName, "repplyr"); 
		else
		   contextIssueCommand(2, "Repair " @ $CommandTargetName, "repobj");
   }
}

setCommanderChatMenu("");

   addCommand("aAttack", 1, "*Attack");
   addCommand("dDefend", 2, "*Defend");
   addCommand("rRepair", 3, "*Repair");

   setCommanderChatMenu("eDeploy");
		setCommanderChatMenu("eDeploy\\sSensor");
			addCommand("pPulse sensor", 2, "Deploy pulse sensor at waypoint", "deppuls");
			addCommand("jJammer", 2, "Deploy sensor jammer at waypoint", "depjamr");
			addCommand("mMotion sensor", 2, "Deploy motion sensor at waypoint", "depmot");
			addCommand("cCamera", 2, "Deploy camera at waypoint", "depcam");
		setCommanderChatMenu("eDeploy\\aObject");
			addCommand("aAmmo", 2, "Deploy Ammo Station", "depamo");
			addCommand("iInventory", 2, "Deploy Inventory Station", "depinv");
			addCommand("tTurret", 2, "Deploy Turret", "deptur");
			addCommand("bBeacon", 2, "Deploy beacon at waypoint", "depbecn");
		setCommanderChatMenu("eDeploy");
		addCommand("vA.P.C.", 2, "Pilot APC to waypoint", "pilot");

setCommanderChatMenu("kCommand Response");
	addCommandResponse("aAcknwledged", 1, "Command acknowledged", "acknow");
	addCommandResponse("cCompleted", 0, "Objective complete", "objcomp");
	addCommandResponse("uUnable to complete", 0, "Unable to complete objective", "objxcmp");